There's a 100% chance that Bear's local army surplus store is laughing all the way to the bank because of his unnecessary expenditure with them. Fashioning my parachute into a tent using weatherproof shoelaces just isn't going to be an option for me in the Arctic Circle, bear. I'll be wearing a Maxi dress, gladiator sandals and a floaty hat, thank you very much. I won't have an insulated jacket, pocketknife and sturdy exploration shoes with me on my flight to one of several honeymoons in Mauritius when we go down. He's luring us in with our preemptive panicked minds, but giving us unrealistic information. It's perfectly normal human behaviour.īear takes advantage of that. We've all imagined our own funerals, who's going to be the most upset and who'll scream 'NOOOOOOOOO' as the coffin is lowered into the ground. He's all too aware that his audience isn't watching out of some perverted interest in seeing him drink his own piss, he knows we're misery fantasists. The entire mindset for watching Man vs Wild is to stockpile information as to what we should do when we all inevitably get stranded in a scenario not dissimilar to the first season of Lost (I stopped watching after that). Squid Game creator says Netflix 'never gave him bonus' despite show making £650m READ MORE Bear is always wearing the appropriate clothing for his seemingly off the cuff survival situation Oh goodness", would be the height of it, I imagine.Ģ. "Well bugger that, I've sustained an injury. At least that would make the stranded storyline more realistic, plus the viewers would get to hear a multitude of posh profanities from the Eton-educated ex-Army man. He is nothing, if not a hero and a survivor.Īlternatively, Bear could halt himself from parachuting so gingerly from the helicopter by leaving the parachute behind and jumping to several broken bones and a smidge of internal bleeding.
The helicopter itself is positioned perfectly so it's a straight fall down to his cushy new home, with a butler, pot of tea and toasted crumpets waiting for Bear.
In one particular episode, Bear uses a smoke grenade to mark out the perfect area on top of a frozen lake to parachute onto, which perfectly mimics these types of survival situations that people often find themselves in - aiding their fall with the use of Army-grade paraphernalia. Clarkson's Farm series 2 has officially started filming READ MORE
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